Welcome to A is for Aggression—The Dog Training Book You Didn’t Know You Needed (Or Maybe You Did, and That’s Why You’re Here).

Are you tired of sugar-coated, feel-good training books that pretend your landshark of a dog just needs a belly rub and a positive affirmation? Have you been told to “just be the pack leader” while your furry menace sharpens his teeth on your furniture (and maybe your sanity)? Well, congratulations—you’ve found the book that actually tells it like it is.

🔥 A is for Aggression: Unrated Edition

This is the book in its full, unfiltered glory—sarcasm, strong language, and brutally honest rants included. Think All Creatures Great and Small meets an over-caffeinated, underpaid canine behaviorist who has seen it all and is done with nonsense training methods. If you don’t mind a few (okay, a lot of) f-bombs with your dog training advice, this is the version for you.

🐶 A is for Aggression: Family-Friendly(ish) Edition

Same life-saving, frustration-reducing training advice—just with less swearing and slightly fewer rude jokes. Perfect for those who want the expertise without quite as much verbal carnage. It’s still honest, still hilarious, and still brutally effective—just a little easier to read out loud if your kid or grandma is in the room.

What People Are Saying

Finally, a dog training book that doesn’t treat me like a Care Bear-loving twat. If you enjoy brutal honesty and techniques that actually work, this book is for you. If you prefer fairy tales and magic wands—F@#k off."

– Definitely not written by Ben McGill

"I came for dog training tips, stayed for Ben’s sex appeal. Oddly, I left questioning my life choices. This book is like that therapy session you didn’t ask for but apparently you raise your voice one time and now you’re the problem. Also, apparently, my dog’s been playing me like a fiddle. Thanks for that, Ben."

– Let us pretend Ben McGill didn’t write this.

"A must-read for anyone who’s ever looked at their dog and thought, ‘Oh great, I live with a (insert ex’s name here, followed with the most despicable thing they ever did)’ Ben doesn’t sugarcoat a d@^n thing, and honestly, that’s refreshing. Five stars for effectiveness, minus one for making me realise my dog is not the only problem—I am."

-The review probably isn’t written by Ben McGill

"This book told me things I didn’t want to hear but absolutely needed to. Turns out, my dog isn’t an unfixable gremlin—I’ve just been doing everything wrong. And on a personal note. Ben, You are just the greatest person to ever exist. Nobody even comes close to your stunning beauty. Without you Ben, the sun would quit shining."

– Ben McGill is definitely writing these reviews.